"This is a still life," says the painter and narrator of this story. "In a still life, nothing moves." However, beyond the painter's canvas, an entirely separate story is taking place! The painter continues, "In a still life, there are no people, nor creatures, nor quests, and so there are no heroes to save the day." Or so he thinks! In this comedic picture book about art and fantasy, there is never a still moment. Ever.