Cameron has been diagnosed with Mad Cow Disease, an ultimately fatal condition. Hospitalized and possibly hallucinating, he's visited by Dulcie, a pink-haired angel in combat boots, who gives him hope. Cameron, who normally strives to fly under the radar, must go on an epic road trip to find his cure. On this wacky road trip he encounters a seriously hypochondriac dwarf, a Norse god trapped inside of a garden gnome, giants made of fire, a crazy cult, an underground New Orleans jazz club, and the mysterious Dr. X. A fun, satirical novel that also entertains deep philosophical discussions about reality, self-discovery, and the meaning of life.